Automobile Review: Acura ILX – Observer

Acura unveiled its 2013 ILX compact sports sedan at the North American International Auto Show in Detroit Michigan, January 9, 2012. AFP PHOTO/Geoff Robins

The Acura ILX.

There’s something rather lipstick-on-a-pig regarding entry-degree luxury. Either something is luxurious, or it’s not. You can easily quite considerably ensure that anything explicitly advertised as luxury need to come along with an attached bill of goods. The paint starts to peel on luxury townhomes when the escrow papers get hold of signed, and luxury eating experiences frequently lack that hint of umami that sophisticated palates desire. In general, if you have actually to ask exactly how considerably the porterhouse costs, you can’t afford it. Yet as quickly as it concerns the automobile world, the rate for obtaining entered by manufacturers is regarding $30,000, maybe a little more. Merely make certain they ask for consent.

When it concerns cars, entry-degree luxury means you get hold of to pay an expensive shell game. Most automobile manufacturers have actually a straightforward brand, love Chevrolet or Ford, then a luxury extension of that brand, love Cadillac or—Buddha assistance you—Lincoln. So as quickly as you’re driving your poisonous VW and you get hold of a promotion at your job, you graduate up to baby’s very first Audi, and so on. Then, love a junior partner at a law firm receiving an office along with a sort-of view, you receive leather seats, a faster engine, a much better stereo system, much more buttons and doo-dads, and a dealer experience that feels much more love buying something nice and much less love signing your admittance papers at an internment camp.

This every one of came to mind as quickly as the Acura ILX arrived at my doorstep a couple of weeks ago. I’d been testing a parade of cars that were so enormous and so disgusting I’d found myself begging for reasons not to leave the house. The previous week, I’d gotten a Toyota 4Runner that bore the color and drive quality of a dried-up puppy turd. My wife and son actively refused to even sit inside of it. So the ILX, which was the size, shape and color of a normal car, came as a relief.

Like Dante Merely embarking upon his descent in to hell, along with the ILX—which costs something close to $36,000—you will certainly have actually begun your quest in to fancy circles. It is essentially a Honda Civic along with slightly nicer décor, slightly much better tech and a zippy little combustion engine. It doesn’t take up rather considerably space for a automobile and it handles nimbly as quickly as being threatened by pickup trucks that don’t usage their turn signals.

Soon enough, the definition of luxury will certainly adjustment forever—unless you are Rick Ross rolling in his Royce.

Yet there’s an additional definition of luxury afoot. The traditional view still holds at the highest levels. Bentley and Jaguar have actually recently introduced SUVs that contain rare wood veeners and run on a mix of peasant blood and powdered rhino horn. Yet a brand-new generation of app-based autocrats is rising in the West, and while they undoubtedly hope to be distinguished from the madding crowd, the ILX, a faster Honda Civic, doesn’t truly match their aspirations.

The new luxury revolves about three principles: Autonomy, fuel economy and non-ownership. Being able to move about in style free of a automobile payment is the dream of every Saudi prince in the making, Yet most of us are still vassals to the automobile companies for now. So if you’ve got to have actually a personal vehicle, let’s concentrate on the others two luxuries: Paying much less for fossil fuels and not having to drive in traffic. By these standards, a Nissan Leaf is considered a luxury vehicle, while a 2008 Mercedes C Class is basically an anvil tied about your neck.

When it concerns power efficiency, the ILX is much more or much less love that lightbulb you’ve been meaning to adjustment out; the one I drove got 29 MPG combined, city and highway, worse compared to a Chevy Whataburger. Honda and its luxury equivalent have actually revealed scant commitment to alternative fuels, placing most of their eggs in to the basket of the hydrogen fuel cell, the Betamax of propulsion technologies. The ILX is a witless orphan of that losing strategy.

When it concerns self-driving, the ILX fares better. It can easily follow cars at a distance and it can easily maintain you in your lane if you’re Snapchatting or playing along with on your own or both, offering a bit of a preview of Just what driving will certainly be love in 5 years. Yet there’s additionally something rather early-stages, Commodore 64, regarding the tech, along with many bleeping and blonking and blinking orange lights, love the computer walls in a dystopian lunar episode of Doctor Who.

In a possibly unfair comparison, the next week I tested a brand-brand-new Toyota Prius, which gets 52 MPG combined, making it the most luxurious consumer automobile on the market today. OK, maybe not, Yet I’ve been a Prius owner as long as Larry David has. It was certainly my entry-degree luxury car. The honest truth that I haven’t moved up the scale due to the fact that after that isn’t Toyota’s fault, Yet very the fault of a book-buying audience that doesn’t sufficiently appreciate my unique point of view.

Though the latest Prius gives you access to a sabemetrician’s dream of MPG data, it doesn’t particularly drive itself, which, to me, is a huge flaw. It additionally doesn’t exist in fleets that come to your home as quickly as you necessity them, therefore obtaining rid of your automobile payment and your peonage to insurance companies. Yet every one of that will certainly arrive someday. Soon enough, the Tesla Model 3, also as various competitors, will certainly appear, and the definition of luxury will certainly adjustment forever unless you are Rick Ross rolling in his Royce. Cars will certainly drive themselves and they will certainly get hold of infinite gas mileage and everyone will certainly hope to ride in yours. Every trend-loving condo humper from Brooklyn to Oakland is already scrambling for a Model 3. That’s much more compared to I can easily say for my Prius, or for the Acura ILX.

Neal Pollack is the author of 10 semi-bestselling manuals of fiction and nonfiction, including the memoirs Alternadad and Stretch, the novels Repeat and Keep Mars Weird and the cult classic The Neal Pollack Anthology Of American Literature. For some reason, his byline has actually appeared in several automotive publications, includingautomobile & Driver, Road & Track, and Yahoo! Autos. He lives in Austin, Texas, versus his will.